Police in Omaha Nebraska want everyone to know that “if you pet a tiger you will most likely get bitten” -- just in case “you had any doubt.”
A drunken Halloween reveler has learned that important survival lesson the hard way this weekend:
Jacqueline Eide busted into the Henry Doorly Zoo very early Sunday morning, in hopes of pawing an18-year-old big cat named Mai as it slept in its cage.
The 33-year-old woman ended up with a badly injured appendage as a result of her stupid crime.
A spokesman for the Omaha Police Department said that, despite “severe trauma” to her left hand though, Eide was still unruly and intoxicated when she arrived at an emergency room for treatment.
She remains hospitalized today, but will face charges related to criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct when she recovers from her bites.
Eponymous Rox
Crime Magazine, Explainer
