David Cameron has been caught with his pants down, if a scathing biography by Lord Ashcroft asserting he had sex with a pig during an initiation rite for the Piers Gaveston Society is true.
Ex Tory treasurer Ashcroft claims in the book “Call Me Dave” that, as a young lad at Oxford, Cameron willingly slipped his willy into the mouth of a dead porcine to gain admittance to the elite university club.
Britain already has a major sex scandal on its hands, as powerful pedophiles continue doing the perp walk via the massive sting “Operation Hydrant.” But if historical allegations of sex abuse by prominent persons now extend beyond children into bestiality … well, that would be quite enough.
More suspicious still, even though #PigGate is now festering, Conservative prime minister #DavidCameron still hasn’t responded to accusations that he put “a private part of his anatomy” into the mouth of a barn animal.
And neither has the pig.
