Eponymous Rox

Eponymous Rox researches and writes about cops, curs, and killers. His next work in this special true-crime investigative series is titled Killing Killers: How the World’s Wickedest Got Whacked. Also fully-illustrated, Killing Killers is slated to premier in winter of 2012.
Apr 21, 2015
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India, already infamous for its gross abuse of females, continues to shame itself as a nation, this time by punishing a wife for the sins of her philandering husband. Apparently the woman’s shiftless spouse ran off with the neighbor’s misses, and the neighbor then angrily...
Apr 21, 2015
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A retired SS officer at Nazi death camp Auschwitz has finally confessed to his culpability, saying his role in the mass murder campaign of millions was morally corrupt -- and further warning Holocaust deniers they’re in the wrong too. Assigned to the infamous concentration...
Apr 20, 2015
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Baltimore residents are asking if black lives matter, now that a suspect who was mortally wounded while in police custody has died of his injuries at a trauma hospital. Although the arresting officers of the late Freddie Gray have taken the fifth and a departmental oath of...
Apr 20, 2015
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An Amber Alert for Brock Guzman has been issued in Northern California following the carjacking of his parents’ car today at approximately 5:00 in the morning. Guzman, 8, had been waiting for his mother and father in the backseat of the family’s silver 2001 Toyota Corolla...
Apr 20, 2015
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Aspiring lawyer and feminist Grace Rebecca Mann was found strangled to death at her university campus home Friday, and one of her male roommates has been charged with the crime. The 20-year-old fallen activist, who is the daughter of Fairfax County judge Thomas P. Mann, was...
Apr 19, 2015
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Evidently cat killer veterinarian, Kristen Lindsey, isn’t merely cruel by chance -- she seems to have genetically inherited the life-threatening condition from one or both of her parents. Authorities are still probing the murder of the domestic tabby who the embattled...
Apr 19, 2015
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LA officials discovered an aged suspect accused of identity theft has operated under at least 74 different aliases throughout her long life – almost one for every year she’s been alive! Police finally caught up with Cathryn Parker, 72, during a traffic stop last month in...
Apr 18, 2015
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A sadistic veterinarian who posted a bragging selfie on Facebook showing the carcass of a healthy stray tom whom she deliberately shot through the head with a bow and arrow is now being investigated for animal cruelty. The caption under the troubling photo -- which includes...
Apr 18, 2015
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Two totally blotto roommates slugged it out in Tulsa Oklahoma this morning over whose smartphone was superior, leaving them both bruised, bloodied, and behind bars. "In over 35 years as a cop, this is one of the oddest reasons I've seen for assault," Major Rod Hummel of the...
Apr 17, 2015
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The question is not if Shayna Hubers killed Ryan Poston in 2012, but why. The 24-year-old confessed murderess says she shot him six times “in self defense” but notes that some of those bullets, including one in the face, were emptied into the 29-year-old attorney “so he...

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