Eponymous Rox

Eponymous Rox researches and writes about cops, curs, and killers. His next work in this special true-crime investigative series is titled Killing Killers: How the World’s Wickedest Got Whacked. Also fully-illustrated, Killing Killers is slated to premier in winter of 2012.
Aug 17, 2015
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Police are investigating what left one 2-year-old foster child dead and another 22-month-old one in “very critical” condition this weekend in Auburn Massachusetts. First responders were called to a foster family’s house on Saturday and found the pair of temporarily-placed...
Aug 17, 2015
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Anyone concerned about fascism flourishing at Amazon may contact Jeff Bezos directly, claims its foundering Fuhrer, after being publicly shamed for operating one of the most ruthless businesses in history. Bezos reportedly declined to be interviewed for the New York Times...
Aug 17, 2015
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Greatness and rape are part of the curriculum at an elite prep school in NH that John Kerry, Robert Meuller, Garry Trudeau and at least two Kennedys attended, alongside scores of other famous politicians, writers, actors, and businessmen. That’s what an accused rapist who...
Aug 17, 2015
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A coked up wannabe rapper with a criminal past has been charged for stabbing Morgan Freeman’s granddaughter E’Dena Hines to death yesterday morning in front of her NYC brownstone. NYPD officers responding to calls about a crazy man shouting religious quotes while knifing an...
Aug 16, 2015
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Film star Morgan Freeman lost a granddaughter today, after the 33-year-old woman was stabbed multiple times on a sidewalk in Manhattan. E’Dena Hines was apparently attacked with a knife by her “incoherent” male companion in broad daylight and died later at a Harlem hospital...
Aug 16, 2015
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The famed Guardian Angels are back to work in NYC, following a troubling spike in assaults and robberies this year. The red-clad vigilante group was a familiar sight in Gotham’s streets and underground during the 1980s and 90s, but not so much in recent years when violent...
Aug 16, 2015
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Is it the beginning of the end of the world as we know it, or did Yellowstone and Yosemite parks simply get hexed this year? A slew of wildfires and patron deaths, ranging from a bear feeding frenzy to a fallen tree limb, are making some would-be visitors think twice about...
Aug 16, 2015
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Susan Sarandon has joined forces with the nun she portrayed in ‘Dead Man Walking’ in a desperate eleventh-hour bid to rescue an indigent Oklahoma inmate scheduled to be put to death next month.  The two women have jointly launched a MoveOn-dot-org petition gaining momentum...
Aug 16, 2015
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The husband of missing woman Connie Ditto, who was found safe Friday after mysteriously disappearing last week and sending him an odd text message, was booked this weekend for battering her. Mark Ditto, 49, was charged with assault yesterday, after his 41-year-old wife was...
Aug 15, 2015
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British royals are not amused with the antics of prying reporters and paparazzi to get photos of Prince George and have therefore issued an appeal for the nonsense to stop. In a sharply disapproving statement released yesterday to the press, representatives speaking on...

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