A British woman driving under the influence of a sex toy loss control of her Mini Cooper and plowed into the back of a fish delivery van, then naively hoped to conceal the reason for the embarrassing accident.
Unfortunately for the masturbating motorist though, a traffic cam positioned on the back of the commercial vehicle she collided with had captured the event even before it happened -- later revealing why she was driving so distracted.
According to Yahoo News, the fish van fender-bender occurred in the town of Cirencester UK this month and had the newly-hired driver worried he was going to end up losing a job that apparently took him months to find.
But when he was called into the office of M and J Seafood to discuss the incident with his bosses, he was surprised to see them all laughing.
Footage from the van’s rear camera proved without a doubt that their new employee was not at fault.
“What the f**k,” the relieved man reportedly said, when he viewed the incriminating videotape himself.
It’s not clear if auto insurance covers crashes that occur while under the influence of a sex toy, or if the humiliated woman will face additional criminal charges, but no one was otherwise harmed in the masturbation mishap.
