Connor Sullivan Hoax: Nuts and Berries (and a false alarm)
Apr 26, 2015,

Police say missing student Connor Sullivan was not actually missing at all, and they’re looking into whether or not he and his family can be charged for the costly search and rescue effort they launched. 

Gun Toting Action Hero Angelina Jolie Wants World Peace
Apr 25, 2015,

Action hero ambassador Angelina Jolie, who’s probably never starred in a movie without being armed to the teeth, is begging the world to stop all the violence, at least long enough to save some Syrian refugees

Serial Freeway Shooter Feared in Colorado
Apr 25, 2015,

Colorado police fear they’ve got a serial freeway shooter on their hands now, after at least four traffic incidents involving gunfire occurred in Weld and Larimer counties. 

Battered Bartender Claims Police Brutality (graphic)
Apr 25, 2015,

A female bartender battered beyond recognition by Bay area police on Saint Patty’s Day is now suing the officers who brutalized her. 

Armenian Genocide or Massacre? The Semantics of Mass Murder (graphic images)
Apr 24, 2015,

Today’s Armenian genocide tributes mark the 100th year since the WWI atrocity was committed by the now-defunct Ottoman Empire … and 100 years of denial and debate as well. 

Freddie Gray Protestors (and a lame excuse for a broken neck)
Apr 24, 2015,

Freddie Gray protestors in Baltimore have succeeded in getting the slain man’s arresting officers to come forward with an explanation for why his spine was severed at the neck, but they’re a bit skeptical of the lame excuse being offered. 

Couple Convicted in Bali Suitcase Matricide
Apr 24, 2015,

Americans Heather Mack and Tommy Schaefer were convicted by an Indonesian court of murdering Mack’s mother, Sheila von Wiese-Mack, 62, in August 2014 at a Bali resort.