Dallas Doc Who Used His Hands Like Deadly Weapons BUSTED
Aug 2, 2015,

Police have finally arrested a former Dallas surgeon charged with using his hands so ineptly they could be considered deadly weapons. 

Feds Nab Film Flick Fugitive
Aug 2, 2015,

Jason Stange is not only a lead in an upcoming B-rated film flick, but a bank robber on the lam too

Rumors of Jericho’s Death Are Great Exaggerations (he’s also not related to Cecil)
Aug 2, 2015,

Zimbabwe park police happily report today that surviving lion king Jericho has not been killed as erroneously reported this weekend, and he’s not Cecil the lion’s “brother” either but the murdered big cat’s former best mate. 

Human Torso likely Belongs to Severed Legs [Connecticut]
Aug 2, 2015,

New Haven officials suspect a human torso likely belongs to severed legs of a vagrant which a passerby discovered last month rotting in bushes near a train station. 

Suspected MH370 Debris is Almost Certain to be Missing Boeing 777
Jul 31, 2015,

The suspected MH370 debris found on a French island this month “covered in shells” is almost certain to be Malaysia’s missing Boeing 777, said sources familiar with the recovery operation. 

Manhunt on for Cecil the Lion Slayer: Palmer Sought by US and Zimbabwe [photos]
Jul 31, 2015,

A manhunt is on for Cecil the lion slayer Walter Palmer, as both US and Zimbabwean officials seek the disgraced dentist’s head on a silver platter for his cruel killing of the world’s most beloved

Cable Guy Finds Rotted Tot In a Crib - Father Busted [Ohio]
Jul 30, 2015,

A cable guy found a baby decomposing in its crib yesterday and today the dead child’s indifferent dad is behind bars for abuse of a corpse, in lieu of a million-dollars bail.