Cannibals Developed Immunities by Eating Human Brains
Jun 15, 2015,

Researchers say cannibals developed immunities to certain killer diseases in the 20th-century by eating the brains of their victims

NAACP Red Faced About Dolezal Being White.
Jun 15, 2015,

The NAACP Spokane chapter seeks quiet “closure” of the controversy over their outed Caucasian leader, rather than be faced with the embarrassing prospect of appearing to have fired her for the color of her skin -- or lack thereof. 

Trial Begins in Stripper Dismemberment Case
Jun 15, 2015,

Expect a rocky start in the stripper dismemberment trial of Terry Speaks today in Louisiana. 

Lions and Tigers and Hippopotami (the Georgia flood)
Jun 14, 2015,

Lions and tigers and hippopotami have escaped from a zoo in the flood-ravaged city of Tbilisi Georgia, and police are desperately trying to round up the disoriented creatures amid the chaos there. 

Dead Dallas Gunman was Mad as Hell.
Jun 14, 2015,

The dead Dallas gunman solely responsible for yesterday’s intense assault on police headquarters and who later died in an armed standoff was mad as hell, his father says. 

Jun 14, 2015,

Folks were treated to gunfire at the Waldorf Astoria last night during an accidental discharge of a wedding guest’s firearm.